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Giant Pocky

Giant Pocky

Snacks are good so bigger snacks are more good. That's just science. Or physics. Or something... Who cares - snacks! Now if you haven't yet had yourself some Pocky in this lifetime, what are you waiting for? You only live…

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Fondue Mug

Fondue Mug

Somehow there are restaurants you can go to that only serve fondue dishes. Can you believe that? It's true. Also, these restaurants are, without exception, astronomically overpriced. Many of them are so unapologetically expensive that they actually keep their menus…

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Butt Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…

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Straw Spoons

Straw Spoons

Life Hack: enjoy milkshakes! Life Hack Life Hack: use a spoon with a straw built into it! Runny milkshakes are a scam but a shake can also be way too thick to be enjoyed by whatever puny straw you've got at…

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Human Skull Cake Cups

Human Skull Cake Cups

Brains never tasted this good! Whip up your very best cake batter, pour it into these skull shaped silicone baking cups and throw those ghoulish dudes in the oven for a tasty treat so fun it's scary! Each order of…

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Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…

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Blueberry Pie Oreos

Blueberry Pie Oreos

OREO recently began putting out some pretty crazy limited edition flavors and, if you haven't tried any of them then drunkMall recommends testing the waters with the blueberry pie flavor. We found these while hunting down items for our Japanese Candy…

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Milk and Cookie Shot Maker

Milk and Cookie Shot Maker

Listen, Santa ain't got time for your glass of milk and plate of cookies bullshit this year. Have you ever even considered the logistics of one fat man being pulled around the globe by flying reindeer to give presents to…

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Ice Cream Sandwich Bench

Ice Cream Sandwich Bench

It's an indoor bench designed to look like a classic ice cream sandwich! Does furniture get any cooler than this? No, it does not. Perhaps the best thing about this bench is that it almost looks like just a normal piece…

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Chocolate Matcha Cookies

Chocolate Matcha Cookies

It may not be legal for us to suggest that these matcha chocolate cookie sandwiches will change your life, so we won't say that. But this is certainly a game-changer when it comes to the sandwich cookie game. Oreos are…

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Japanese Candy

EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy

We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…

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Churro Makers

Churro Makers

Ever had those crunchy cinnamon stick desserts at Taco Bell? Oh, don't pretend you're better than that! We've all made regrettable dietary decisions after last call. It's part of the deal... Anyway, those fast food dessert sticks have about as much…

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