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X-Files Prayer Candles

X-Files Prayer Candles

There are many unsolved mysteries in this universe. Some find it best to try and not think about that. However, there are others who'll never be able to stop searching for answers to the great secrets of life. Are we alone? Are…

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Stefon Prayer Candle

Stefon Prayer Candle

Praying to the same old saints that people have been praying to for hundreds of years doesn't really make sense. What do you think St. Thomas knows about getting you in to New York's hottest club or making sure DJ…

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Voodoo Breakup Candles

Voodoo Breakup Candles

These candles are ugly as Hell but that’s because they’re built to make someone feel like Hell. Spells sold separately, you know, but we’re sure you can figure that part out... Share this post!

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Happy Birthday Super Candles

Happy Birthday Super Candles

There are tons of videos of this candle on YouTube. Go check one out because a picture doesn't do it justice! The flower opens, plays the “Happy Birthday” melody and begins to slowly spin... It's amazing! Sure to be a hit,…

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Gummi Cat Candle with Aluminum Skeleton

Gummi Cat Candle with Aluminum Skeleton

You’re probably beginning to notice some trends in the things we post at drunkMall. This post features many things we like: cats, candles, death… If you can’t tell, this candle starts off as a nice pink (or several other colors)…

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