Sketchy Hand Sanitizers
Somewhere in the middle of the 90s, little bottles of hand sanitizers started popping up everywhere you went. Like everyone all at the same time realized how gross everyone else’s hands were, collectively decided there should be a mobile solution to that problem and the strength of this national stress caused travel sized bottles of hand sanitizer to magically appear in the purse of every mom in America.
They stuck around, too.
The bottle sizes grew and they started showing up in bathrooms and even the entrances of grocery stores. Because people are nasty and that isn’t going to change. So since you probably already keep little bottles of this goop around somewhere, you might as well be honest about it and use these containers with hilarious labels!
Letting people know that you keep hand sanitizer because they might have touched their genitals recently is always fun…