We're almost to the finish line in the marathon gauntlet that's been the year 2016! You know what that means?! It's almost time for everyone to realize that human beings made up this calendar year bullshit and 2017 will be…
Hippos are apparently one of the deadliest creatures on the planet and also mean as shit. You wouldn't want to have one as a pet, in other words. They are pretty cute, though, in like an "extraterrestrial pig dog" kinda…
It's hard to watch movies like Batman and Arthur or TV shows like The Nanny or Archer without thinking about how nice it would be to have a butler. However, butlers are human beings, which *sigh* means you have to…
The Avengers movies are pretty good. They have Robert Downey Jr. in them, which right away is a lot more than most movies have going for them! Tom Hiddleston's performance as Loki is, again, pretty good. But The Avengers' Loki…
Here's one for all the degenerate gamblers out there, running (TOTALLY LEGAL) gaming nights out of their homes, building up a stake to head to Vegas for real run at the jackpot. (Sorry, we watched Rounders the other night. Solid…
Cardboard cutout standups are really undervalued as “room flair,” these days. That’s a shame because they are so fun. If you get a strong enough one that’s shaped right, it works really well as a scarf hanger because finding a good…
This opens a lot of doors you may not be prepared to open, really. See, the thing about the faces of mega-celebrities is we spend just as much time looking at them as we do the faces of people we…
We thought about calling this a T. Rex just to see if any dinosaur nerds would freak out on us. But, yeah, it’s actually a Gigantosaurus - we looked it up. What are scientists doing? Do you have to go…
The great thing about being an adult is you don’t have to explain to anyone why you have something like this in your house. In fact, they’ll feel weird for wanting to ask you about it! And then even if…
Because you haven’t known fear until you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and don’t remember that you ordered a 7-foot tall cardboard bear… And that goes double for your roommate. Ever watch comedies from the…