Floral Pattern Throw Pillow
Now, we normally don’t put regular type stuff on drunkMall but we all know how hard it can be to find a really stimulating present for your mother. Our Mom will be really, really happy to receive this pillow. The…
$1 Dollar “F*ck You” Phone Call
Everybody knows somebody who needs to be cussed out. But not everyone is in a position to be able to do it themselves because they could lose their job, for instance. So what’s the solution? Get drunk and do it…
Delicious Mint Chocolate Deep Throat Spray
You read that correctly! Apparently, there are some over-achievers in this world who need a little help on the path to unlocking their full potential. That’s right, we’re talking about competitors in a championship sausage eating contests. Now, it’s against…
36″ Battery-Operated Cattle Prod
drunkMall has a “no questions asked” policy. If you need a cattle prod, hey, we just want to show you a cool cattle prod that we found. That’s your business. Amazon buyers like to ask a lot of questions before they…
USB Wall Charger/Spy Cam
Trying to catch someone handling some shady business on the phone? If only there was a way to see what’s draining their battery so fast! Or, actually, it makes more sense to use this to make sure nobody is trying…
Boo-Boos Gross-Out Bandages
These gross-out adhesive bandages provide all the benefits of regular adhesive bandages, while making things look much, much worse than they are! There are several varieties and some of them are truly horrible to look at. Ulcerous lesions and... ugh,…