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Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Bear Bikini Top

Bear Bikini Top

Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…

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Overalls Swimsuit

Overalls Swimsuit

Old MacDonald had a pool, E-I-E-I-O! Adult overalls are (amazingly) still a thing. Not, like, for farmers. That's who overalls are for and that isn't surprising. But the youth of America, the young people out there buying up what's trendy…

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Disney Princess Bikinis

Disney Princess Bikinis

There's never been a better time in history to be obsessed with becoming a Disney princess! Cosplay is so totally in right now and Disney is on top of their game as always, so you'd assume that clever folks (*cough*…

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Smart Bikinis

Smart Bikinis

Imagine never getting sunburned again. Okay now put your imagination back in the box of things you haven't used since you got a Netflix subscription - the technology is real! Spinali Design has created "smart bikinis" that performs several functions. Waterproof…

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Gizmo Swimsuit

Gizmo Swimsuit

There's kind of a sick sense of humor in making a swimsuit with a mogwai on it. Let's not forget that the second rule of owning a mogwai is that you can't ever get it wet or it will spawn several…

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‘90s "Jazz Design" Boat Shorts

‘90s “Jazz Design” Boat Shorts

Remember these cups? They’ve made such a huge comeback that now people (apparently) want to have the same design on their clothing. That’s understandable. You know, look at the type of things people will get tattooed on themselves. Wait- Does…

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