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Clamp-On Cup Holder

Clamp-On Cup Holder

The excellence and utility of this clamp-on cupholder can not be overstated. Most of us begin life with supreme confidence, even cockiness, in our ability to temporarily place a cup of liquid on or near important belongings without suffering ill…

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Smokey and The Bandit Prayer Candles

Smokey and The Bandit Prayer Candles

You can't get much better help than this when praying for the good old American life. The money, the glory, the fun... mostly the money! Considering that Smokey and The Bandit is the single greatest road chase movie ever made,…

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fsociety T-Shirt

fsociety T-Shirt

Show your allegiance to the hacking elite with this fsociety t-shirt! The incredible series Mr. Robot will air the premiere of its second season on July 13 and if there's anything that could keep us inside on a beautiful Summer…

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Rapid Drink Chiller

Rapid Drink Chiller

Cool your canned or bottled beverages down to ice cold temperatures in just a minute with this rapid cooling device! Everyone knows that trick where you take a warm drink and roll it back and forth over some ice to…

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Risk: Game of Thrones Edition

Risk: Game of Thrones Edition

There's no RISK of having a bad time when you break out this game at your next party! Yeah! Nailed that one! All right, so how's everyone feeling about this season of Game of Thrones? You all right? You doing…

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Fathers Day Gift Guide 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Fathers Day Gift Guide 2016

It can be difficult to shop for fathers. The last thing they want is another tie. Yeah, dads love dumb jokes but you'd rather get them something they'll actually like or use than another novelty gift that's only good for…

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Faux Denim Pajama Pants

Faux Denim Pajama Pants

This might look like a pair of trendy-in-the-2000s blue jeans but really its some of the most comfortable pajama pants on the market today, cleverly disguised! Think about how much you enjoy spending a day off at home, wearing shitty…

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The Joker in Jail Clock

The Joker in Jail Clock

The Joker is one of the greatest villains in the history of fiction and a big part of the reason why is that it's always nothing more than a matter of time before he returns to wreak havoc on everything…

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Heavy Metal Emoji Keyboard

Heavy Metal Emoji Keyboard

Praise Odin! Someone has finally given metalheads a seat at the emoji table by creating this third-party iOS keyboard with over 175 brand-new emojis. You've got longhaired hessian characters, whiskey bottles, middle fingers, bloody swords. Shit, they even gave you…

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Iggy Pop Figurine

Iggy Pop Figurine

Iggy Pop is a force of nature. The dude has been turned up to 11 for decades at this point. Iggy is 69 years old. The Stooges are probably still the greatest hard rock band that ever existed and their…

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Salt Shooting Bug Gun

Salt Shooting Bug Gun

Now this is the kind of pest control ingenuity we like to see in America! Why use a flyswatter to take down pesky houseflies when you can smoke 'em with a handgun?! That's a question the makers of Bug-A-Salt answered when…

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Bullet Casing Push Pins

Bullet Casing Push Pins

Like a bullet to the brain. That's what it feels like when a forgotten thought comes rocketing back from the abyss after it's too late. Get yourself a corkboard and use these bullet casing push pins to tack up those…

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