Hiding things in your underwear is nothing new, of course. Doing that without getting your junk sweat all over your stash is a notable innovation, though, you've got to admit. It's even better than that 'cuz this is a premium…
Find what you love and let it kill you. -Charles Brewkowski The strongest bond in life is that between pizza and your mouth. The second strongest bond is between humans with a mutual admiration and respect for the ultimate food…
G n’ R is back, baby! For the record, this is not an ironic or “ugly” sweater. It is a spectacular sweater and anyone should be proud to own it, especially since the band is performing again. We’re not really…
This is one foul-mouthed doll - it’s great! Not only does the Jules figure spout off 11 expletive-riddled Pulp Fiction quotes but he comes with all the accessories: a gun, the mysterious briefcase, his gold bracelet and a wallet. You…
Empty cans take up a lot of space You ever think about that? People who go through, say for example, a 12-pack (of Surge) a night - these problems present themselves. There’s some super complicated physics explanation for why it…
Now this is a product with wide-reaching appeal! From scared kids to nerdy teens to wasted party guests to blind senior citizens, humans at every stage of life can appreciate a motion-activated toilet bowl light. It isn’t just a nightlight…
Aw, yeah! Texting can be brutal in cold climates. Use any part of your body on a touchscreen and it works fine. (Any part. We checked. Yeah, we checked that part, too.) But just try texting while wearing your favorite…
Look, we don’t have time to get into it but Loveless by My Bloody Valentine is the greatest album that has ever been made. If you haven’t heard it, don’t even listen to it. It’s too good for your first…
A shirt for those of us who frequently feel the walls of mankind’s colossal stupidity closing in all around us. It never ends... Every day’s “trending” sidebar is more ridiculous than the day before. "What did Florida Man do today?," we…
Just like the red Coca-Cola watch we found during the epic #BlackoutFriday Countdown, the particular color of this watch is what makes it an essential addition to an accessory collection. The fact that it also has Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on…
We might need to have somebody explain this one to us. Like, in order to have a functional punching bag, one must refrain from washing a significant percentage of one’s wardrobe. Unless you have just a shitload of clothes, in…
2015 is deader than a six pack of Mickey’s grenades. Let’s pause between blackouts on this New Year’s Weekend to take a moment and remember the drunken purchases that we all made last year. We've got some memes, some mind-blowing…