Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone knows this day is getting called early” type of way.
Then we thought, “Psh, they can’t be that good,” and scrolled down to the ratings/review section. They apparently are nothing short of wonderful, according to those folks.
Three chocolates equal a full shot of espresso, so you get to eat more than one without feeling bad about it. More than two, even.