Hopefully you've never smacked somebody in the sack before. It's a very very extremely not nice thing to do to a person. Sometimes people do deserve it but, again, hopefully you've not been in such a situation. That being said...…
Worried about the monster in your closet? Like so many other problems in life, pizza may be the solution! This magnificent night light is made to resemble a tiny piece of cheese pizza resting atop a plain white paper plate,…
Who's the top gun? You da top gun! All day, every day with this snapback, baby! You may recognize this cap from the epic television comedy series, Workaholics. That's a good show but this isn't even about that. It's about letting…
A salt and pepper holder for all the cat lovers! It's like a totally cute and helpful tabby cat always there with the spices you want to punch up your meal. Which is a cute fantasy because cats are not…
Forget about dropping big bucks on a huge TV and sound system. You can have a home theater experience for way, way less money - no joke. All you need is a smartphone and one of these headset, which costs…
Now this is something everyone who isn't sleeping on a dumpster mattress down on the floor could really use in their home. Studies have shown that a pitch black room is best for proper sleeping. Blackout curtains are really popular right…
Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…
Thaaaat is a cute white dress covered in a bunch of human sperm cells fertilizing some eggs. That's what that is. We're calling this a fertility dress. Not because it's supposed to help you meet the perfect life mate/sperm donor and…
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…
It's always time to look at a beautiful male body when you've got The Daily Hunk 2017 calendar! Time... It's the only thing worse than relatives, as Alfred Weinsten would say. Time flies when you're having fun but most of…
Everyone has an ex-boyfriend (or someone else's ex-boyfriend) that they'd like to see filled full of knives. But we didn't make it all the way to the year 2016 as a species by allowing such behavior in civilized society. Something…
Everyone else's pets are so boring. You're not boring. You're exciting, sophisticated and eccentric (aren't you?) and you should have a pet that reflects those qualities in yourself! Did you know that Ancient Greeks & Egyptians believed praying mantises to…