Ex-Boyfriend Knife Block

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Everyone has an ex-boyfriend (or someone else’s ex-boyfriend) that they’d like to see filled full of knives.

But we didn’t make it all the way to the year 2016 as a species by allowing such behavior in civilized society. Something about being run through with five kitchen knives really infringes on a person’s inalienable rights, you know?

So here’s the next best thing: a full set of high-quality kitchen knives that come with a hilarious man-shaped knife block.

If you look closely, you can see that there are clear sheaths sticking out the back of the holder, which is obviously safer than the knife blades being exposed in the back. Magnets hold the knives firmly in the sheaths and there’s a rolling mechanism to protect the knives when inserting and removing from the holder.

So, yeah, this isn’t just some funny cheap bullshit. It’s the real deal.

I WANT IT

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