Foolproof Fan and Light Chain Pull Set
Finally! This should be the default chain pulls on ceiling fan/light combo units from now on, fact! How many times have you pulled the wrong chain when trying to turn on a fan or a light? A lot, right? It…
EXCLUSIVE: Easter Egg-stravaganza
For some people it's the one day of the year you have to go to church. For other people it's just another holiday that someone was stupid enough to decide should be on the weekend and now we don't even…
Lionel Richie Pillowcase
How would you like to run with the night, straight off to Slumberland by resting your weary head on a Lionel Richie pillowcase? Can you think of a better face to see before laying down to sleep all night long?…
Stay Puft Roasted Marshmallow-Scented Candle
There's nothing cuddlier than a giant marshmallow mascot man, as long as you don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry... We first met the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the original Ghostbusters and, if you remember correctly, the…
Towel Warmer
This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…
Showerhead with Built-In Wireless Speaker
Are you tired of taking the same old shower? It's, like, ugh, eeeevery day you get in the saaaame shower and there's, like, water in there and soap and shampoo and you just stand there, cleaning yourself while you space…
Flask Mittens
It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…
Monkey Farts Fragrance Oil
Everybody loves monkeys! Probably not enough to want to sit around and smell their farts but that's okay because this doesn't smell like actual monkey farts. Monkey Farts is a fragrance with a very fruity and tropical vibe, some banana…
Pepper Spray Blaster
Deliver up to two shots of exceedingly powerful pepper spray with this blaster gun! Fitted with front and rear sights to improve accuracy over a cylindrical sprayer, the PepperBlaster is capable of sending a blast thirteen feet in just 1/10 of a…
Stroopwafels
This is everything dessert is supposed to be. The Dutch did a pretty good job of keeping stroopwafels to themselves for a long time but the secret is out! What's a stroopwafel? Well, the word literally means "syrup waffle" and that's basically…
Phone Ring
You've got to stop dropping your phone. You know it's a problem, don't even pretend. Every single time it slips out of your hand, time slows down and you know this is the one, this is finally the drop that's…
EXCLUSIVE: Caturday Night Fever: For Cats and Cat Lovers Only
It's Saturday night and everybody's got the fever! Dancing Fever? No... No, that's dangerous at this level of wine intake... Cat Scratch Fever?! Mmmm... Let's not go with the thing that calls to mind serious infection and allegedly racist rockstars...…