It can be so hard to keep a bottle of wine unopened at home but having a bottle holder like this in the kitchen makes it more fun to try!
When a bottle is placed in the holder, the bottleneck becomes the phallus of the outline of a muscular man, standing at attention. Provide yourself some comic relief every time you walk by this rude dude keeping your wine ready for action. And then when it’s time for a stiff drink, you’ll know right where to go!
Unlike most bottle holders, this design doesn’t require the full body of the bottle to fit in a hoop. So as long as it has a standard bottleneck, the size of the rest of the bottle doesn’t matter!
That’s right, you heard it here: size doesn’t matter!
[Pay a visit to drunkMall’s Wine Not gift guide for more items made for fans of the vino!]