Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

Oh, don’t act surprised!

You’re not new to the Internet…

You know Rule 34…

If it’s only a matter of time before any new and popular thing gets turned into porn, then it’s only another year or two after that until it gets turned into something people can fuck. Call that Rule 37. (We don’t have time to get into Rules 35 and 36 today.)

As a result of Rule 37, sexual adventurers can now diddle themselves silly with sex toys that are not-officially-but-still-pretty-obviously-based-on characters from the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.

It’s a full line of dildos, pocket pussies, butt plugs and whatever the fuck that thing is on the bottom right.

Is it weird?

Definitely.

But this is America and you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want in the privacy of your own home, including and not limited to shoving an object that’s supposed to look like an adorable tree-alien straight in your asshole…

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