Linen Bondage Rope

Alright, let’s not even waste time by pretending this is a gag gift or something.

We live in a post-50 Shades of Grey world.

Yes, that book is the grease fire inside of a dumpster behind a Long John Silvers in Hoboken, New Jersey of literature but 125 million copies sold of just the first book in the series means there is a staggering volume of repressed BDSM fantasies on this planet right now.

Hey, it’s okay. It’s just you and us right now. There’s no one else here. You don’t have to act like you think it’s funny, like no one takes this stuff seriously…

The wrists want what the wrists want. Some wrists want to tied together with linen bondage rope. There’s nothing wrong with that.

So, listen. We’re gonna leave the room now. But first, here’s this link to buy some of that rope. If it gets clicked, it gets clicked. If it doesn’t get clicked, then it doesn’t. We’ll never tell…

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