Horror Whore Tee

If you’re a total whore for horror movies then this is the t-shirt for you!

Aficionados of scary cinema are perhaps a more rabid fanbase than any other genre of, well, anything. Maybe it starts with the rush you get from the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit or recognizing the dilemma in your parents’ eyes as they’re trying to decide whether or not you should be allowed to stay up to watch the Friday night monster movie, whether it’s worth rolling the dice on getting a full night’s sleep that night when you inevitably have a bad dream…

But once the hook is set, it becomes a full-blown addiction!

You wake up in a strange place that looks like how your living room used to look but there are empty pizza boxes and cans all over the place… Your previously viewed content suggests that someone has recently watched all nine thousand Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween movies…

Anyway, this shirt has got the words HORROR WHORE in all caps on the front, which says it all in a distressed font. The fabric has also been distressed, as if you just managed to escape the clutches of a real life slasher…

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