How incredibly glamorous! Everyone who still has a landline - what the fuck are you doing?! No but, like, really. Whatcha doin' there with that landline? Whatever your situation is, one thing is clear: If you've any hope of retaining…
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…
Fortune cookies have always kind of been some bullshit... Like, obviously, fortune-telling isn't "real" anyway. But if they really want to sell the illusion then they should at least not have every single fortune be some vaguely positive, complimentary or hopeful…
It's always time to look at a beautiful male body when you've got The Daily Hunk 2017 calendar! Time... It's the only thing worse than relatives, as Alfred Weinsten would say. Time flies when you're having fun but most of…
Big things come in small packages! This teensy tiny beer pong game provides a disproportionately large amount of fun! Hang on, hang on - don't start trying to hunt down miniature ping pong balls. That's now how this works. Everything…
Dragons, so hot right now! And not just because of their flaming breath... Thanks to Harry Potter, Game of Thrones and even How to Train Your Dragon (for those of you with kids, of course), dragons really are having a…
Everyone has an ex-boyfriend (or someone else's ex-boyfriend) that they'd like to see filled full of knives. But we didn't make it all the way to the year 2016 as a species by allowing such behavior in civilized society. Something…
Here's an all-new post featuring some of the best gadgets and glasses and knickknacks for wine drinkers! This site is called drunkMall and we do our best not to treat drinkers of various spirits equally. (Except you Jäger drinkers. You're…
These leggings - okay, fine, yoga pants - look a lot like some classic wrapping paper you might see on a Christmas present. And it's fitting because doing all that yoga and wearing yoga pants in public is essentially creating a…
Cutest phone case ever? Cutest phone case ever. Most phone cases provide a tough outer shell to protect our fragile mobile devices from bumps and spills and drops. Extra layers of protection to keep the screen from shattering, things like…
Something old, something new, something trendy, something blue... Or any other color you want it to be! Kittens, Hearts, and Poo: An Enchanting Emoji Coloring Book [sic] is exactly what it looks like it is - a coloring book full…
Do you have any idea how much birthday candle wax you've eaten in your life? It's probably a lot more than you think. Here's what happens... There's the whole "we need a good cake" thing, which usually means some sort of…