Giant Connect Four
All the fun you had as a kid, jumbo sized to compete with your bigger adult life! We've said it many times before, if you want to entertain a drunk adult, pretty much all you have to do is give…
Beatrix Kiddo Jumpsuit
Now that's a power suit! Take a cue from Beatrix Kiddo (who was definitely taking a cue from the master, Bruce Lee) and rock this badass yellow bodysuit with a wide black band up the sides and down the arms.…
Hello Kitty Ice Cube Tray
Oh no, it's too cute! Make it stop! Hello Kitty has been non-stop ramming adorable products down our throats for, what, forty years at this point? (Yeah, that's real. Look it up.) Well, you shouldn't be surprised. This is yet…
Chocolate Matcha Cookies
It may not be legal for us to suggest that these matcha chocolate cookie sandwiches will change your life, so we won't say that. But this is certainly a game-changer when it comes to the sandwich cookie game. Oreos are…
Cthulhu Leggings
Up from the depths of R'lyeh come these wicked Cthulhu leggings! Now, if you want to get technical about it, the manufacturer doesn't call these "cthulhu leggings" but we'd recognize that great Old One anywhere. Look at that monster -…
Kitchen Tablet Holder
Hang that tablet up at eye level, away from the huge mess you're making trying to follow that recipe you found on Pinterest! Cooking at home has never been easier than it is today. We have all sorts of sweet…
Fuck Off Sleep Mask
You would think that a sleep mask, in and of itself, would convey certain messages. Like, there is a person wearing a thing over their eyes that is called a "sleep mask" so they are most likely trying to get some…
Politician Cat Scratching Posts
Anyone who follows politics has certain figures they despise. It's part of the deal. You're Right. They're Wrong. They get to be on TV, spreading their Wrong all over the world. You have to sit at home, watching them mouth…
EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…
Black Bear Sleeping Bag
Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…
Toasty Hand Warmers
Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…
Graveyard Sex Statue
Dem bones, dem bones, dem SEX bones! Here's one for the pervy goth crowd. Maybe you really did lose your virginity in a graveyard but hopefully you didn't get boned by an actual skeleton like the girl in this statue.…