Naked Lady Chef Apron
Make a bold fashion statement while flipping burgers in the backyard! This chef's apron lets the wearer show off their inner sexy belly dancer with an image of, you guessed it, a sexy topless* belly dancer! And you know what…
Bottle Bash Pole Game
This game goes by many names. Whatever you call it, it's one of the most simple yet fun backyard drinking games around. How does it work? Well, the first thing you need to know is that every person in that…
USB Nintendo 64 Controller
Play classic video games the way they were built to be played! The controller for the Nintendo 64 gaming system was pretty controversial when it was released in America. Some people hated it and some people loved it but anyone…
12 Mini Pullback Race Cars
Who's up for an old fashioned pullback toy car race?! The thing about kids' toys is that they're wasted on kids. When you're a child, you have no patience or vision for taking a game to its highest heights. Everyone…
Floating Cooler
Stop taking land coolers where they don't belong! Duct taping a regular cooler to a pool float for your next river party may seem like a genius idea but when you're watching all the beer sink into the murky depths... Well, they…
EXCLUSIVE: Music Festival Level Ups
It's festival season in America. A magical combination of music and camping that's really only enjoyable when intoxicated on a mixture of alcohol, sun exposure and whatever the hell was in those pills that dude with the dreadlocks had... Heading into a…
Solar Panel Phone Charger Hat
We need more technological clothing like this. At least until we're all walking around with android body implants and stuff, which could take another 100 years, it only makes sense to use the resources currently at our disposal. And it doesn't…
8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses
Let 'em know you're too cool for any school except the old school with these throwback shades designed as a nod to the days of 8-bit pixelated video games! Flappy Bird, Tiny Tower, Fist of Awesome... These mega-popular game apps are…
The 4-Hour Workweek
There are a lot of people out there who fantasize about being rich but never even try to do or create something that could make that happen. Intimidation? Maybe. Fear of failure? Could be. Laziness? Almost definitely. Sure, there are…
Putin on a Bear Figure
It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…
Beer Disguise Wraps
Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…
Floating Sunglasses
Stop losing your sunglasses to bodies of water! The bottom of a swimming pool can be a pretty great place to score a free pair of fancy sunglasses the morning after a good party. Sometimes people who spent the whole day…