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Snow Machine

Snow Machine

It’ll be a White Christmas – one way or another!

Global warming got you down? Tired of looking up at the sky, waiting for frozen condensation to slowly descend like angel dandruff from the clouds?

You need to know about the snow machine! That’s right, the snow machine!

“Hello, work? Yeah, uh, won’t be able to make it in today. Snowed in. Yup, seriously. No, no, we’ll be fine – we have a donut machine. Yeah. Cool. See ya.”

Converting liquid snow to a high output of snow flurries is no problem for the snow machine. It’s even capable of being operated on a timer for regular intervals of snow blasts.

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