Black Bear Sleeping Bag
Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…
Chewbacca Hoodie
Being a wookie has its pros and cons. Not everyone can understand the things you say, for one thing. That's gotta get annoying. Say what you will about wookies but old Chewbacca probably makes it through the winter just fine,…
Bacon Scarf
If starting the day off with a belly full of bacon is your idea of a good morning, why let the fun stop there? Bacon took care of you on the inside, so let it do work for you on…
The Hungover Cookbook
Why is it sooo hard to take care of yourself when you're hungover? It would be comedic if it wasn't so downright pathetic. Everyone who read drunkMall's Hangover Survival Guide knows that one key factor to fixing the miserable way…
Meme Party Game
Those damn memers are at it again! No longer content to stay within the boundaries of cyberspace, the meme lords have broken out of the Internet and into the realm of party games with Say What You Meme! It says…
Rodney Dangerfield Poster
Give the gift of respect this holiday season! Rodney Dangerfield isn't a dude you see on a lot of fan swag these days. Not a lot tee shirts and stuff with his mug on 'em. Maybe that's because he was…
36 Bags of Pretzels
Beer and pretzels are a match made in heaven. There's no pain like the pain that comes from getting back home after a night out on the town and realizing two critical facts: you're hungry and there's nothing to eat…
Beer Bandolier
When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…
Cannabis Beer
Yeah but have you ever had beer with weeeeeeed in it, maaaaan??? If you haven't, now's your chance! Claiming to be the "world's first cannabis infused craft beer," General Washington's Secret Stash IPA is wrapping up an incredibly underwhelming Kickstarter…
Bacon Suit
Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…
Windproof Lighter Watch
Light up your smokes like a smooth spy with this wristwatch! It's a fully functional time piece and cigarette lighter all-in-one. Well, okay, the three sub-dials don't work and are just decorative. But, come on, everyone knows that super fancy…