Shower Boobs

Everyone knows a shower is better when boobs are in it. Ask any woman who’s showered with a lover how much attention their boobs got in the shower. Case closed.

Now that we’ve established that, how’d you like to have a great rack in your shower every day?

These are no mere ornamental breasts, mind you. Each tit serves as a dispenser for liquid soap or shampoo or conditioner (or whatever other liquids y’all weirdos are using out here). Just squeeze the lefty or the righty for whichever goop you need and it’ll pump it into your other hand!

In fact, if you find a good shower gel and a 2-in-1 conditioning shampoo then you don’t even need to keep anything else in the shower! How’s that for being a mature adult with an ability to properly economize space, Mom?

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