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Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

The Avengers movies are pretty good. They have Robert Downey Jr. in them, which right away is a lot more than most movies have going for them! Tom Hiddleston's performance as Loki is, again, pretty good. But The Avengers' Loki…

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Iron Throne Bathroom Decal

Iron Throne Bathroom Decal

Ask anyone who grew up in a big family and they'll tell you about the original Game of Thrones... Getting into the bathroom when you need it! Talk about a power struggle. "Just a minute!" is exactly the last thing…

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The Life Aquatic Canvas Print

The Life Aquatic Canvas Print

We stopped paying attention to Wes Anderson like five who-gives-a-shit-let's-make-the-same-movie-as-last-times ago but The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou was an undeniably incredible feat of filmmaking, right? You had Bill Murray at the top of his dramedy game, Willem Dafoe in…

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Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder

Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder

The zombie apocalypse continues its creeping crawl towards reality by laying claim to prime desk space with this undead pencil holder. If you know anything about the walking dead, you know that a pen or pencil through the chest won't…

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Sex Is Like Pizza poster

Sex Is Like Pizza poster

Every important truth in life can be summed up on a poster, right? If you asked 100 strangers to pretend they had to give up either sex or pizza for the rest of their lives and to choose which one,…

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Fake Bear Rug

Fake Bear Rug

Luxurious rugs made from the hide of big, dangerous animals are synonymous with wealth. On the other hand, killing an animal for no reason other than to make a rug out of its body is synonymous with being a douche. If you're…

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Frothy Beer Mugs Canvas Print

Frothy Beer Mugs Canvas Print

Art is important, if for no other reason than that bare walls are for serial killers and people who get murdered by serial killers. It's normal human behavior to want to customize our home and office, like an external representation…

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There Is No Escape framed art print

There Is No Escape framed art print

Oh, ho, ho, ho! That gut-busting IT brand of workplace humor. Is there anyone immune to the subtlety and nuances of its wit? Nay, m'lady, 'tis a statistical improbability, to be sure... All right, here's the deal. IT holds all…

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Black Metal Thank You Cards

Black Metal Thank You Cards

Saying thank you with a face full of corpse paint is not metal. It's not as if black metal fans are rude, necessarily. Yeah, we've seen a few goat beheadings here and couple church burnings there but that's not, like, representative…

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Blues Brothers Garden Gnomes

Blues Brothers Garden Gnomes

Not many garden gnomes are on a mission from God but these Blues Brothers gnomes are the exception. The mission? Bringing a classic and stylish aesthetic into your life, you cool cat! Now, drunkMall has featured outrageous garden gnomes in the past, so…

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Childrens Shark Sleeper

Childrens Shark Sleeper

So your kid snuck back out of bed, watched a 2am airing of Jaws: The Revenge and now has a debilitating fear of sharks which becomes a whole thing every night at bedtime. It happens. What better way to pre-empt such…

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Sensitive Plant Seeds

Sensitive Plant Seeds

Nature is wild. Most people know about venus flytraps (which are certainly amazing) but did you know about this plant that folds up its leaves for protection in response to being touched? That GIF up there is pretty neat but if…

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