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Fake Bear Rug

Fake Bear Rug

Luxurious rugs made from the hide of big, dangerous animals are synonymous with wealth. On the other hand, killing an animal for no reason other than to make a rug out of its body is synonymous with being a douche.

If you’re walking around in the wilderness and happen to get charged by a bear and have no choice but to kill it in hand-to-hand combat, 100% you should turn that bastard into a rug at least. (The real baller move would be to have it mounted standing up, so everyone can see the beast you conquered in a life or death sitch.)

But, yeah, your chances of having a good reason to kill a bear are super slim, so grab this cute alternative. It’s a little under four feet long and comes complete with an adorable teddy bear style head.

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