Getting drunk on airplanes is not a habit. It’s a skill and, some would even say, a talent.
We’ve all seen amateur plane-drunks. It usually happens on flights to Vegas. Some excited party dude or dudette got a bit carried away with the Bloody Mary’s at the terminal bar without realizing that rocketing your body a mile up into the air enhances the effects of alcohol. Next thing you know, the flight attendant is threatening to ground the plane and have the person arrested if they don’t put their shirt back on and stop screaming about “OBAMA BIN LADEN” in the middle of the aisle. We’ve all seen it…
For travelers with a touch of class, we present the Carry-On Cocktail. It’s the next best thing to being a millionaire and flying on a private jet with your own bartender. The kit shown here is to make two- Oh, who are we kidding? The kit shown here have everything you need to make one double old-fashioned except for the mini bottle of whiskey, which you can get from the flight attendant.
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