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Capture the Flag Beer Pong

Capture the Flag Beer Pong

Beer pong is super fun. It's a great game. But what if there was a way to make it even better?! The makers of Fire Pong think that's exactly what they've done. Think of Fire Pong like an awesome new…

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Hangover Prevention Pills

Hangover Prevention Pills

Everyone has a favorite hangover remedy. No offense but basically every "fast and easy" fix for a severe hangover is wack. Getting wasted on alcohol depletes the human body of water, electrolytes and several vitamins. Unless you've got a private nurse…

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Billiards Shot Glasses

Billiards Shot Glasses

You don't have to be a pool shark to run this table but you'd probably regret it in the morning! This set of shot glasses features a full rack of shot glasses that each represent one of the balls in a…

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Metallic Terminator Mug

Metallic Terminator Mug

Drink your morning caffeine from the head of a T-800 series Terminator! Fans of the Terminator movies know that one way to put a T-800 out of commission is with molten steel. But there's no human on earth that could drink…

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LED Ice Luge

LED Ice Luge

An ice luge is one of those things that's seen in a lot of movies but not found in many real life situations. They've got 'em in, like, Las Vegas, probably some bars in Miami and then a bunch of…

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Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…

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Fake Phone Flask

Fake Phone Flask

If they come out with real phones that hold alcohol then that will be a great day but until then, we've got this. It's a flask designed to resemble an extremely common brand of smartphone that we probably aren't supposed…

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Beach Spike Cup Holders

Beach Spike Cup Holders

Ah, yes, a well-deserved day at the beach! The sun and sand, the crashing waves... What a way to relax! Speaking of relaxation, you'll be having beverages, no doubt. And one thing the beach doesn't have is cupholders. Whether you're…

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Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

The Best Morning Ever Mug

Keep your coffee and doughnut warm with The Best Morning Ever Mug! Studies have shown that coffee loses its flavor as it cools. And there's a reason doughnut shops turn on a light when they've just baked a fresh batch.…

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Floating Beer Pong Cooler

Floating Beer Pong Cooler

Oh hell yeah! If there's one thing we love at drunkMall, it's gotta be when someone comes out with a product that solves several potential party problems in one item. Here we have a pool float that doubles as a…

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Chewable Coffee Cubes

Chewable Coffee Cubes

Have your coffee in the form of a small snack! Chewable coffee cubes deliver your morning caffeine (as well as theanine and other supplements) in tidy little gummy cubes. Each cube contains about a half a cup of coffee's worth…

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Basketball Shots Drinking Game

Basketball Shots Drinking Game

"He's on fire!" So you think you got game? Get ready to back up the talk by walkin' the walk straight to the hoop with the basketball shots drinking game! The game is simple: you drain a basket, your opponent drains…

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