Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go… over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day!

Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the creation of this liquor dispenser. He’s a cherubic young lad, similar to those found on the aforementioned fountains. But instead of pissing a stream of smelly fountain water, this little rascal is letting loose with a stream of… well, a stream of whatever booze you decide to put in the dispenser!

The container has a 16oz. capacity and is powered by AA batteries. No push-pump or anything like that. Just push a button and out comes the good stuff.

But be careful. The kid may be small but his stream can cover some ground!

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