Naked Lady Chef Apron
Make a bold fashion statement while flipping burgers in the backyard! This chef's apron lets the wearer show off their inner sexy belly dancer with an image of, you guessed it, a sexy topless* belly dancer! And you know what…
Star Trek USS Enterprise Sushi Set
Sushi, the final frontier! This kit has everything you need to enjoy sushi except the food. "But drunkMall, that's just a wooden sushi plank with the U.S.S. Enterprise on it." Look closer! Those blue warp beams are really chop sticks!…
Pizza Scissors
Honestly, this is how we all should have been slicing pizzas this entire time. Why is this only happening now? A pair of scissors with a built-in serving tray just makes so much sense for so many reasons. First of all,…
French Fry Cutter
This gadget makes prepping potatoes for french fries so very simple. As you can see, there's a slot for you to insert a chef's knife (not included), if you'd rather cube up some home fries. You think every fast food…
Japanese Happy Horror Kitchen Towels
These little kitchen towels are so cute on first glance but look closer and you'll see there's a bit more than meets the eye. In each graphic, you've got a kitchen appliance or tool that couldn't be more happy to be…
Wooden Dick Bottle Opener
Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…
Watermelon Shark
Watermelon is so good. Always a hit at outdoor gatherings, no one really needs help making the watermelon more popular at the party. This is more like a way to use the inherent popularity of watermelon to show off your…
Home Tortilla Maker
A warm, freshly made tortilla is everything that's right with the world. If you're looking for the best Mexican food in any town, finding a place that has its own tortilla machine is a great place to start. (Look for…
Cook Pasta in the Microwave
It's so wrong but it feels so right! Every person you know that watches cooking shows for more than an hour a week will probably disown you as a friend but you'll be spending the rest of your life enjoying…
Cake Pop/Donut Hole Maker
Donuts and cakes are amazing but it's also way too easy to eat way too much of them and then feel sick. That's one reason why donut holes and cake pops are so great: portion control! Another reason? Less mess! Whether…
TARDIS Teapot
Unlike the TARDIS from your beloved Doctor Who, the TARDIS teapot can not, unfortunately, transport you to any point in time-space. The TARDIS teapot can, on the other hand, transport you to a time and place where you have a…
Cloud Connected Egg Tray
If you're one of those people who remember to make a grocery list before going to the store, hey, good for you. Congratulations on having your life in order. Meanwhile, you'll find the rest of us standing in the front…