Condiment Guns

Do ya feel hungry, punk?

The Condiment Gun is one weapon you’ll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your best friend or your worst enemy. It’s all about that condiment-to-entree ratio.

Papaw spent all day prepping and grilling those secret family recipe burgers. Don’t let an inconsistent ketchup bottle or accidental squeeze ruin his hard work. Figure out how many pulls (or half pulls) of the trigger is the perfect amount and appoint a sauce sheriff for the day.

Each order ships with two reusable cartridges, which you can fill with whatever condiments you want, obviously. Did someone say sriracha? Get busy with it but think twice before starting a food fight because the last thing you want is to be staring down the barrel of a fully loaded hot sauce gun. Believe that.

[Looking for more fun with guns? Scope out drunkMall’s Guns o’ Fun gift guide!]

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