Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…
Beat the heat with a new way to have a water gun fight! These squirt guns have extra long barrels with an umbrella on the end to serve as a shield. It's like a cartoon clown fantasy come to life, or…
For everyone with an appreciation for old gangster style machine guns and an intense need to waste some champagne, it looks like we're now partying with champagne guns. Some French partiers invented this sleek bit of revelry back in 2015…
You better be ready to get wet! Whatever else is going on in your world, good or bad, doesn't matter to the weather. When the sun comes out to play, you gotta forget all that other business and start figuring…
2017 is the year of the bad bitch, we're calling it now! Dial in that sexy-meets-dangerous look with these machine gun pantyhose! Sheer hose give a mostly-nude appearance but printed on each leg is a graphic of a deadly weapon. One…
Throwing back whiskey on the rocks isn't macho enough for you? Settle down, roid rage. We got your violent delights right here! Everyone knows about whiskey stones. Rocks you keep in the freezer to be tossed in a neat liquor…
This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…
Bringing ninja stars to the office is probably frowned upon in, like, most places of business. It's like lawyers and insurance companies have no appreciation for the skill and discipline it takes to be a ninja. Some people. You just…
When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
Make it a REAL shot with this beautiful piece! Solid glass, fashioned into the shape of a big ol' .50 caliber bullet. It's hollow, of course - how else could you drink booze from it?! That's right, this bullet is…
Own your very own piece of Hollywood history! As anyone who's ever been to a Planet Hollywood knows, all those special costumes and theatrical props used in making a movie don't just get thrown away when filming stops. Sometimes the actors…