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Human Skull Cake Cups

Human Skull Cake Cups

Brains never tasted this good! Whip up your very best cake batter, pour it into these skull shaped silicone baking cups and throw those ghoulish dudes in the oven for a tasty treat so fun it's scary! Each order of…

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Scary Cat Toy

Scary Cat Toy

Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…

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Notorious Serial Killers: The Game

Serial Killer Card Game

Game night might never be the same after this... Notorious Serial Killers is a deck of cards that are kind of like baseball cards but, instead of professional athletes, each card is dedicated to a multiple murderer and features relevant…

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Hannibal Cookbook

Hannibal Cookbook

There's almost definitely something wrong with you if the show Hannibal makes you hungry. On the other hand, the show does have a subtle sense of dark humor running through it and the idea of a cookbook based on recipes the…

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Mommy Time Art Print

Mommy Time Art Print

Art is weird. Susan Copich has made a name for herself by creating these photo pieces, which are, shall we say, polarizing. Hit up the reviews section for any of her work on Amazon and you'll find amateur critics with very…

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Cthulhu Leggings

Cthulhu Leggings

Up from the depths of R'lyeh come these wicked Cthulhu leggings! Now, if you want to get technical about it, the manufacturer doesn't call these "cthulhu leggings" but we'd recognize that great Old One anywhere. Look at that monster -…

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Krampus Flask

Krampus Flask

Get into the spirit of the season with some help from a good flask! What season, you ask? Uh, well, any season really... Fall/winter is insane with the marketing bullshit. As soon as it's Fall, assholes like us start trying…

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Graveyard Sex Statue

Graveyard Sex Statue

Dem bones, dem bones, dem SEX bones! Here's one for the pervy goth crowd. Maybe you really did lose your virginity in a graveyard but hopefully you didn't get boned by an actual skeleton like the girl in this statue.…

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Zombiepocalypse

EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse

If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…

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Skull and Spine Beer Bong

Skull and Spine Beer Bong

The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…

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Twin Peaks Pins

Twin Peaks Pins

We're going to let you in on a little secret. Every day - once a day - give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. Today you should consider making that present this…

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