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Game of Thrones Monopoly

Game of Thrones Monopoly

Looking for something to do while waiting for the new season of Game of Thrones to start? News Flash: you're gonna need something to do after it starts, too, because that weekly wait between episodes is just as bad, brothers…

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Condiment Guns

Condiment Guns

Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…

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The Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine

The Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine

Do you have any idea how to cook a chicken on the engine of your car? No. You do not. Because they don't teach that in three-years-worth-of-canned-food-and-water-in-your-underground-bomb-shelter school. Not even those people who pretend like they believe a zombie apocalypse…

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Blues Brothers Garden Gnomes

Blues Brothers Garden Gnomes

Not many garden gnomes are on a mission from God but these Blues Brothers gnomes are the exception. The mission? Bringing a classic and stylish aesthetic into your life, you cool cat! Now, drunkMall has featured outrageous garden gnomes in the past, so…

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Chocolate Salami

Chocolate Salami

Let's put some questions to bed right away by clarifying that this is not a meat product. It's totally possible that someone out there is making real salami with chocolate in it, we've never seen that and that isn't what…

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Programmable Bicycle Lights

Programmable Bicycle Lights

Bike safety has never been such a party! The Monkey Light is a system of 32 individual LED lights that can be programmed to shine in 16 different colors in 42 different themes for literally hundreds of possible combinations. And…

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The Best Drinking Games Ever

EXCLUSIVE: The Best Drinking Games Ever

There are two categories of drinking game: games you play while casually drinking and games that serve no other purpose than to provide an excuse for getting extremely and embarrassingly drunk. Each type has its place and this gift guide covers the best of…

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Vortex Drink Mixer

Vortex Drink Mixer

Nobody wants to pick themselves up off the mat after a punishing workout and use their limp noodle arms to shake up a protein drink just to have it not mix well anyway. Forget all of that! Throw away your…

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Welcome to Las Vegas Cardboard Cutout

Welcome to Las Vegas Cardboard Cutout

Here's one for all the degenerate gamblers out there, running (TOTALLY LEGAL) gaming nights out of their homes, building up a stake to head to Vegas for real run at the jackpot. (Sorry, we watched Rounders the other night. Solid…

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Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets

Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets

Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…

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Batman Mirror

Batman Mirror

The term "man cave" has never appeared on this website and the only reason it's being used right now is to point out how every man cave is the result of a man using whatever resources are at his disposal…

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Snake Skull Cufflinks

Snake Skull Cufflinks

Can your taste in fashion accessories be summed up as "Eastern European villain in an early-'00s movie featuring an action star and a professional athlete as an unlikely duo fighting side by side," we have got just the cufflinks for you.…

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