Curiosity is a strange thing. Some people have no curiosity in life. That's obviously a terribly boring existence and who would want to go through life with zero trace of the wondering mind we say is so magical when we…
Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a game for children. That being established, we've learned at drunkMall that children and drunk adults have a lot in common. Talking too loud, crying, the occasional incontinence - it's all there. And…
Get out the crayons - it's time for some colorful language! Fucksicles is a coloring book series created around the ideas that adults like to color and adults like swear words. Mixing the two together was the only logical thing…
Get ready to put the smackdown on snack town! Brother, when you eat cake and ice cream off of these officially licensed WWE dessert party plates, it tastes almost as sweet as winning that championship belt in a Triple Threat Cage…
No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…
Alright, let's not even waste time by pretending this is a gag gift or something. We live in a post-50 Shades of Grey world. Yes, that book is the grease fire inside of a dumpster behind a Long John Silvers…
Gobble, gobble, gobble! Here ya go, fellas! Put your big bird on display in the style it deserves with this turkey of an undergarment! It's pretty much just an ordinary male G string with one very not ordinary detail: rather…
Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…
Assemble your own fun and flavorful sushi candy! Some Westerners think sushi is nothing but "raw fish" and, of course, they couldn't be more wrong. The experience is as much about the craft of assembling the meal as it is…
You can store loads of information on this flash drive! What size is it? That doesn't matter! Oh, size does matter? Because it's a storage device? Fine, then this fun little sperm-shaped USB drive comes in several sizes, from 8…
Make a bold fashion statement while flipping burgers in the backyard! This chef's apron lets the wearer show off their inner sexy belly dancer with an image of, you guessed it, a sexy topless* belly dancer! And you know what…
Having someone else scratch your head feels better than doing it yourself. It just does. Maybe there's a biological reason for that and maybe there isn't. We're not smart enough to know things like that and we're certainly too lazy…