Pin the Boobs on the Babe

Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a game for children.

That being established, we’ve learned at drunkMall that children and drunk adults have a lot in common. Talking too loud, crying, the occasional incontinence – it’s all there. And as a general rule of thumb, if you take something that kids think is fun and change it a bit to be more appealing to drunk adults, you’ve probably got a hit on your hands.

Which is how we arrive at Pin the Boobs on the Babe.

It’s just like Pin the Tail on the Donkey except instead of a tail it’s boobs and instead of…

Does anyone really need this explained to them?

Like, you know what this is and how it works. It’s the thing you’ve always done but this time it’s naked boobs.

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