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Titillating Coloring Book

Titillating Coloring Book

Coloring books are the hot new trend for adults pursuing "mindfulness" in their lives. Most of the books we've seen get talked about are pretty lame, though. Why don't they make coloring books with pictures of the things adults care…

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Backstage with Beth and Trina Scratch-and-Sniff

Backstage with Beth and Trina Scratch-and-Sniff

Anyone who's ever been backstage at any rock show can testify to how truly horrifying it is that the creators of this book chose to make it a "scratch-and-sniff adventure." That being said, someone needed to document the adventures of…

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People I Want to Punch in the Face notebook

People I Want to Punch in the Face notebook

Oh, buddy... This notebook is perfect for anyone who keeps a journal because that's all a journal usually ends up being, a list of people you'd like to punch in the face, the reasons why you want to punch them…

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I Could Pee on This: Cat Poetry

I Could Pee on This: Cat Poetry

If cats had thumbs, they would all be poets. Think about it. All that a cat does is lay around all day, get high on catnip and demand to be fed without performing any labor as repayment. Sound familiar? That's…

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Straight James/Gay James: Poems by James Franco

Straight James/Gay James: Poems by James Franco

Does anyone else feel like James Franco and Shia LaBeouf are competing for who can be the weirdest, most meta-aware A-list celebrity actor? If they are, Shia is totally winning. That live-stream of him watching his own movie in an…

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Everything Is Bullshit book

Everything Is Bullshit book

Happy Singles Awareness Day, everybody! Everything Is Bullshit wraps up our S.A.D. Countdown for 2015 because a lot of the "traditions" of being in a relationship are 100% ridiculous, downright cruel, even. Did you see Blood Diamond? Watch Blood Diamond…

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Christy Canyon's Autobiography

Christy Canyon’s Autobiography

Lights! Camera! Sex! Is that what they really say on porn sets? Maybe that's how it used to go down (and in and out) in The '80s, when Christy Canyon was fresh on the porn scene in L.A. Before smartphones,…

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The Dirty Reposter's Bible

The Dirty Reposter’s Bible

Yeah, it looks innocent enough. And the guy who put it together probably had good intentions with his idea. But make no mistake, this e-book is the gateway to a dark path, friends. Reposting. In the not-so-distant future, the act…

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WTF: Situational Survival Guide

WTF: Situational Survival Guide

From the second we're born, this life is one WTF moment after another... WTF? is a book that claims to show us "How to Survive 101 of Life's Worst Fucking Situations" From the description, the types of situations seem to…

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DDP Yoga for Regular Guys (and Girls)

DDP Yoga for Regular Guys (and Girls)

Foreword by Rob Zombie?! Oh, you know this has gotta be good! But really, staying flexible is important. None of us are getting any younger. You may feel invincible now but after ten more years of taking Life's literal and…

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Dancing with Jesus instructional book

Dancing with Jesus instructional book

Who would have ever guessed that The Carlton was such a divine dance move? Being willing to dance and being able to dance are not the same thing. This book should land you somewhere right in the middle. Maybe you've…

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Carma Sutra Auto-Erotic Handbook

Carma Sutra Auto-Erotic Handbook

Is there another situation more fraught with sexual tension than a road trip? The obvious answer is "Netflix & Chill" but that's not even close. There are so many potential distractions there it's actually surprising that people think it's a…

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