Carma Sutra Auto-Erotic Handbook

Is there another situation more fraught with sexual tension than a road trip?

The obvious answer is “Netflix & Chill” but that’s not even close. There are so many potential distractions there it’s actually surprising that people think it’s a good move to try and make something happen. Nah, road trips are when everything comes out…

There’s (hopefully) a sense of adventure about the destination, which adds a bit of excitement to everything. But you’re also just sitting there, facing the same direction with nothing but your thoughts and some music to fill the atmosphere. (Even if you’re driving solo, it’s just a matter of time.)

Here’s the thing: most music is about sex. At least, most good music is about sex. The people singing might use the word “love” but come on, people. You think all those Led Zeppelin songs would be about “love” if you could say “fuck” on the radio? Yeah, right. How long can you resist those secret sexual commandments?

When someone makes the first move, will you be ready? Carma Sutra wants to help make sure you are.

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