Retro Pocket Synth
Music is rad. Everyone who is rad likes music because music is rad. Being a musician used to be just about the most rad thing a person could do. The good news is that there are still a lot of…
Life Size Bigfoot Statue
Stop spending so much time in the woods looking for Bigfoot - you can get one right here! This life-sized sasquatch statue stands around 6 feet tall and is hand-cast from real crushed stoned that's bonded together with a designer quality…
Rogue Dead Guy Whiskey
For aficionados of American craft beer, Rogues' Dead Guy Ale is a big time favorite. Deservedly so. Dead Guy won First Place in last year's Great International Beer & Cider, as well as Gold Medalling in the 2015 World Beer Championship.…
School Sucks Laptop Sleeve
Whether you're wasting your life trying to start a white-labeled e-commerce business or you're wasting your life in a classroom listening to a professor talk, chances are good that this laptop sleeve applies to you. Unless you attend Hogwarts or…
Dorm Chair
College is pretty much the last period of any adult's life when they can get away with owning a bean bag, so you should go all out if you're gonna have one. Dorm rooms are small, so you can't go…
Meat Cleaver Earrings
Need some jewelry that's deadly cool?! Look no further than these meat cleaver earrings! Have no fear - they only look sharp. The sides of your face should be fine. Probably. These are the kind of earrings worn by that kind…
Pink Rhinestone Lips Phone
How incredibly glamorous! Everyone who still has a landline - what the fuck are you doing?! No but, like, really. Whatcha doin' there with that landline? Whatever your situation is, one thing is clear: If you've any hope of retaining…
Minimalist Arc Lamp
Finding a lamp like this makes it so easy to feel like you have good taste and can decorate your home or office like a mature adult. Look at this freaking thing! It's like someone managed to get one, single…
Vampire Unicorn Blanket
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…
Pink Gold-Plated Dragon Ring
Dragons, so hot right now! And not just because of their flaming breath... Thanks to Harry Potter, Game of Thrones and even How to Train Your Dragon (for those of you with kids, of course), dragons really are having a…
Synthetic Grass Flip Flops
Yo, brah! Don't get bummed about the changing of the seasons, man. It's natural, you know? Everything goes in cycles, dig? The leaves will turn, the temperature will drop and you might even see some snow, if the chemtrails and…
Ex-Boyfriend Knife Block
Everyone has an ex-boyfriend (or someone else's ex-boyfriend) that they'd like to see filled full of knives. But we didn't make it all the way to the year 2016 as a species by allowing such behavior in civilized society. Something…