You’ve heard about Sex Panther cologne?
“60% of the time, it works every time…”
Well forget that shit!
This is SURE FUCK!
SURE FUCK is the only cologne that’s guaranteed to come with a label that says SURE FUCK on it – you won’t get that from those other colognes! No, sir!
That’s because SURE FUCK is a specially formulated cologne for men, designed and manufactured by people who design and manufacture cologne for a living and then put into a bottle with a SURE FUCK label.
Every bottle of SURE FUCK cologne is 1000% Guaranteed to be a bottle of SURE FUCK cologne. No other cologne on the market can deliver on that promise – it’s a sure fucking bet!
“What does it smell like?”
Can you read?
This cologne is called SURE FUCK…
You need to pay better attention when an opportunity like this comes along…
[Want more products with a sexual theme that may or may not make any sense at all? You’re looking for drunkMall’s Sex Sells gift guide!]