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Abe Lincoln Bandages

Abe Lincoln Bandages

Abraham Lincoln was such a great man that he’s been dead for over 150 years but he’s still here to help you out in your time of need.

Why reach for a plain old flesh-colored bandage strip to protect that little cut from infection when you can let one of the best American presidents take over the job?

You think Honest Abe can’t handle a little boo boo?

Of course he can!

Abraham Lincoln bandages are made to the same medical standards as other bandage strips you’d purchase in a store. Each strip is individually sealed and sterile. The package also comes with a free mystery prize inside.

Perfect for small, common wounds. Not so good for those occasions when you get shot in the back of the head at close range while taking in a bit of theater.

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