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Dick Pillows

Dick Pillows

Stiff neck? Maybe you should prop your head up with a nice cock pillow. Maybe it's been too long since you had an erect one in your life, you know? That's just one of many excellent reasons to purchase a…

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Bear Bikini Top

Bear Bikini Top

Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…

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Kiss Messaging

Kiss Messaging

Whether you're in a long-distance relationship, still in that first phase of addictive lust with someone or just a really "kiss kiss" type of person, you're gonna want to pay attention to this technological breakthrough. Kissenger is the world's first…

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Mail-A-Butt

Mail-A-Butt

You probably never realized that you want to send a butt in the mail to someone but you so totally do. And who could blame you for that? Cheekmail fashions little butt casts made of plaster for you to send…

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Eggplant USB Drive

Eggplant USB Drive

This has got to be the best way to store one's private collection of dick pics. Like, you can put whatever you want on there, obviously. It's just a USB flash drive, after all. But when you've got a flash…

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Naked Grandma Phone Case

Naked Grandma Phone Case

Pink is not dead. Neither is punk and neither are grandmas. Well, some grandmas are dead. But the concept of grandmas is as alive as ever. Aliver, even! Golden Girls is so hot right now - and, honestly, grandmas these…

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Pig Thong

Pig Thong

Not all men are pigs - but they can be if they would like! All you gotta do is strap your junk into this piggy thong and you could be well on your way to makin' bacon alllll the way home!…

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Big Stripper Gnome

Big Stripper Gnome

Ooh la la! Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme. Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady…

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Knitted Boobs Koozie

Knitted Boobs Koozie

Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…

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Funderwear

EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear

Underwear are fun. That's simply a fact. But the "fun" in "funderwear" means functional today! Skivvies, panties, pants, underpants - whatever you call your underthings, they serve a purpose. That's why you wear them. drunkMall is all about taking it to…

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Candy G-String

Candy G-String

You know, Grandpa drunkMall used to say there wasn't anything in this whole wild world sweeter than what a women had underneath her- Uh, actually, let's forget about Grandpa drunkMall for a minute... Here's a special treat you can give…

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Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Shake things up in the kitchen! This salt and pepper shaker set (obviously) looks like a couple of pigs doing one of probably, like, four total things pigs ever actually do: fuck. For fans of pigs, porkin', salt and/or paper,…

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