It’s officially bathtub season, ladies and gentlemen!
It’s cold as balls outside and nothing brings our toes back to life like a long soak in a tub full of warm water – but we don’t like to bathe alone! We gots ta have our rubber ducky in there with us.
Ooh, almost forgot about the wine! We like to have a big ol’ glass of wine for the bath!
And our ducky? Our ducky has a dick, son.
Get a big-dicked rubber ducky today!