Kiss Messaging

Whether you’re in a long-distance relationship, still in that first phase of addictive lust with someone or just a really “kiss kiss” type of person, you’re gonna want to pay attention to this technological breakthrough.

Kissenger is the world’s first “mobile kiss messenger,” which means the world is likely to have more mobile kiss messengers, probably even followed by mobile handjob messengers and mobile blowjob messengers and all of that good stuff.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Foreplay is important.

We haven’t been able to use the Kissenger because it seems to be in the prototype phase of development right now. So, while we aren’t exactly sure how it works, it looks like your smartphone goes into a sort of docking station with a “kissing pad” on the front of it.

Kiss the pad and it sends the sensation of your kiss to the recipient?

Seems simple enough to work!

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