100 Dollar Bill Towel
It’s all about the Benjamins, baby!
Rest your booty like a true G on this beach towel.
While it may be illegal to deface US money, it’s not illegal to “deface” novelty products that look like US money. That’s sweet as fuck because it lets us live in a world where beach towels look like giant hundred dollar bills with a bunch of gangster stuff added!
The outer edge of this hundo looks like a big gold chain and Benjamin Franklin is wearing a chain of his own. One of the treasure seals is obscured by a gold plated handgun and the other side of the bill shows two stacks of gold bars. The words “GOD OF HIP HOP” appear above that, for some reason.
All in all, this is the towel true hustlers will be using at pools, lakes and beaches this year!
[Look at more “fun in the sun” ideas on drunkMall’s Pool Party gift guide!]