Chameleon Tape Dispenser
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
The HypnoCube
Here at drunkMall, we’re always talking about getting rid of our boring lightbulbs and opting for more interesting lighting sources. Enter HypnoCube, a mesmerizing box with 64 LEDS placed in a 3D pattern. Killer ambient lighting sequence of changing colors…
Floral Pattern Throw Pillow
Now, we normally don’t put regular type stuff on drunkMall but we all know how hard it can be to find a really stimulating present for your mother. Our Mom will be really, really happy to receive this pillow. The…
Retro Vornado Fan
Inspired by the original design from 1945, the Vornado V-Fan looks and works great. This is one of the highest rated circulation fans on Amazon. If you need a fan that looks cool, good luck finding a trendier fan than…
Spartan’s Shield Knife Block
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAA! Ok, no, this is your kitchen. But your kitchen could be way more badass with this knife block on the counter! Handcrafted in America by Artisans and all that other stuff you have to say now that…
Globe Fire Pit
Some men just want to watch the world burn… And now they can every time they want to have a backyard fire with this carbon steel fire pit in the shape of Earth! Made from .25-inch-thick steel and featuring an…
Roll-On Sticky Notes
Post-it notes are handy and everything but sometimes they don’t give you enough room for the note you want to leave. And then you’re supposed to what? Leave two post-it notes? That is sociopathic behavior and totally unacceptable. That’s why…
Automatic Miniature Donut Making Machine
No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…
Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout
We thought about calling this a T. Rex just to see if any dinosaur nerds would freak out on us. But, yeah, it’s actually a Gigantosaurus - we looked it up. What are scientists doing? Do you have to go…
Giant Beetle Paperweight
Goth kids have to buy each other presents, too, you know. This is an actual bat - Pipstrellus javanicus, according to the Latin in the shadowbox, but, hey, we don’t speak Latin, so that could say anything in the world and…
Moose Skull Bookends
Obviously these are replicas because a real moose skull with antlers would be the size of a lawn chair but, at 8.5″ tall, these bookends will fit on most bookshelves and keep your books upright in style. Each piece weighs…
Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment
Nobody at drunkMall has ever used a bidet because we’re uncultured Americans but they seem… nice? If nothing else, a stream of cold water up the backside, like it or not, would give more of a kick in the morning…