Take the guesswork and creativity out of insulting strangers with rude notes by letting a pre-composed card do the talking for you! For the record, drunkMall believes in dealing with minor disagreements in person, calmly and rationally, but we're way,…
Take that inter-office war back to The Middle Ages with a little catapult action! Operating with the same mechanisms that helped angry hordes storm the castle walls for centuries, this miniature catapult is under a foot tall and weighs…
It's no Diamond Pickaxe but that Iron one gets the job done just as well! Here's a bottle opener for everyone who plans their entire week around how many hours of Minecraft they can get in if everything goes well.…
One fun thing that adults like to do is the exact same things they did when they were small children, only with a massive amount of booze involved. Ping pong? Beer pong. Battleship? Battle shots. Tic-tac-toe? Tic tac bro. While not…
It's not fair that people think adults who carry backpacks everywhere are drug dealers. Look at this backpack! We didn't have anything even close to this awesome when we were kids! It's not right and it's not fair. So, you…
drunkMall is a humor website and, let's be honest, there is an unprecedented level of comedy in the 2016 American Presidential Election. Like, if you haven't been watching the GOP Debates, you're missing some of the best television of the…
"THAT'S not a boomerang!" All right, Crocodile Dundee, hang on a minute. That famous boomerang shape we've all known since childhood is a death trap, son. History lesson. Boomerangs are mostly known for being used by the indigenous people of Australia.…
Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…
You don't have to have a big, badass handgun to enjoy this! When you use regular paper targets at the shooting range, you have to use a scope or reel the target in to see how good your shots were.…
Name one thing that wouldn't be better if it had balls. That's right, you can't! Huh, what's that? Didn't quite hear you there? No, YOU'RE a post on a website that it would be pointless to try talking to with…
You don't necessarily have to be a wizard to enjoy different colored flames in your campfire. Wizards-in-training will also certainly get a kick out of it. Really, who wouldn't have a little more fun with multi-colored fire? This flame colorant is called…
Foreword by Rob Zombie?! Oh, you know this has gotta be good! But really, staying flexible is important. None of us are getting any younger. You may feel invincible now but after ten more years of taking Life's literal and…