Great White Shark Oil Painting
If all art was of this quality then maybe people would care about art? You know, like, while the artists who make it are alive, instead of waiting for them to overdose or get murdered or be dead some other…
Comfort Eating with Nick Cave
Whatever the cross-section of vegans and Nick Cave fans is, this cookbook is bound to be a smash hit with them! It may seem stranger than kindness but who wouldn't want to travel from her to eternity with recipes for…
Melting Clock
No, you didn't get dosed with LSD earlier tonight. This just happens to be a super psychedelic, tripped out clock! Fans of surrealism and Salvador Dalí, heads up. Those melting clocks have made it out of the paintings and into…
Millennial Falcon Mug
If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…
Golf Dice Game
If you've ever gone through a Yahtzee phase, then you need to check out GOLO! It's called the "golf dice" game but if you ask us it's way more fun than actual golf. (Don't send us any caps lock emails,…
What Would Dolly Do Shirt
Dolly Parton is an American treasure. She's incredibly talented, funny, smart and beautiful. Not only that but her personality is just the best. You'd have to dig really deep to find anyone with an unkind word to say about Dolly…
Pros and Cons Notepad
Okay, this is actually a wonderfully useful invention. The PROS of sitting down and writing out a list of all possible positives and negatives to any course of action are well documented. We've all read the self-help articles and watched…
Levitating Picture Frame
Powered by the sorcery of magnetism, this picture frame holds your cherished memories (even if it's just a photo of that really good sandwich you made that one time) suspended in air! No hidden wires necessary, baby! Don't believe it?…
Custom Bobblehead Dolls
You used to have to be pretty dang famous for anyone to make a bobblehead doll out of you but the playing field has been leveled, baby! That's right! You can turn yourself into a bobblehead doll today and it doesn't…
90s Coloring Book
It's all about that nostalgia trip when the 1990s coloring book comes out to play! Jump back to the decade of slap bracelets and pogs, flip shades and grunge, ring pops and rollerblades - you know, The 90s! If you…
Scalp Massager
Having someone else scratch your head feels better than doing it yourself. It just does. Maybe there's a biological reason for that and maybe there isn't. We're not smart enough to know things like that and we're certainly too lazy…
8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses
Let 'em know you're too cool for any school except the old school with these throwback shades designed as a nod to the days of 8-bit pixelated video games! Flappy Bird, Tiny Tower, Fist of Awesome... These mega-popular game apps are…