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Miracle Berry Tablets

Miracle Berry Tablets

Since at least the 1700s, the locals of West Africa have been chewing Miracle Fruit before meals to give otherwise dull foods a sweet flavor. And we're not talking, like, there's a high natural sugar content in this plant and if…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt

Who's sick of American politics? We're nowhere near November and people are already losing 110% of their minds over who should and shouldn't be the next President. People are leaving the Democratic Party to vote as Republicans, leaving the Republican…

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Childrens Shark Sleeper

Childrens Shark Sleeper

So your kid snuck back out of bed, watched a 2am airing of Jaws: The Revenge and now has a debilitating fear of sharks which becomes a whole thing every night at bedtime. It happens. What better way to pre-empt such…

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Rear View Sunglasses

Rear View Sunglasses

One of the reasons everyone loves James Bond movies is because homeboy always gets to play with Q's badass new inventions. But you don't have to be 007 to get your hands on some super sophisticated* spy gear! Pick up…

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Cookie Dunking Hook

Cookie Dunking Hook

Have you recently won the lottery or come into a large sum of money through the passing of a family member? It's time to stop dunking cookies in milk with your own fingers like a common peasant! Use a cookie…

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Programmable Bicycle Lights

Programmable Bicycle Lights

Bike safety has never been such a party! The Monkey Light is a system of 32 individual LED lights that can be programmed to shine in 16 different colors in 42 different themes for literally hundreds of possible combinations. And…

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Pizza Slice Pool Float

Pizza Slice Pool Float

Waste a warm day away, floating on a slice of pizza perfection at the pool! Old school pool floats with a rectangular body are ridiculous. The shape makes them way too difficult to get on top of and way too…

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Horse Sound Effects

Horse Sound Effects

Is that a horse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? For all those dire situations when horse sound effects are needed right then and there, it's Emergency Horse - the pocket-sized handheld device capable of…

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Back to the Future Monopoly

Back to the Future Monopoly

Playing any game of Monopoly is pretty much taking a trip back in time already, so it makes perfect sense that there's an official Back to the Future version of the classic board game! Check this out, though. It's not…

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Mullet Wig Headband

Mullet Wig Headband

The thing about mullets is that they are totally badass but it's only once every five or ten years that they become "socially acceptable" to have one. Then the problem there is that it takes time to grow out the…

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Super Mario Phone Pouch

Super Mario Phone Pouch

Need a new purse? This ain't it. Fashion and function don't always travel hand-in-hand. (Seriously, have you ever even seen a fashion show? Nobody's wearing most of that BS.) But sometimes fashionable items do serve a purpose. Technically, this bag is…

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WTF Sodas

WTF Sodas

This has to be number one on the list of products nobody needs and nobody asked for... Lester's Fixins Food Sodas takes the flavors of food that everybody likes and puts them into bottled soft drink form for a product…

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