Awesome Frisbee Game
While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…
Smart Bikinis
Imagine never getting sunburned again. Okay now put your imagination back in the box of things you haven't used since you got a Netflix subscription - the technology is real! Spinali Design has created "smart bikinis" that performs several functions. Waterproof…
Giant Golden Swan Pool Float
This pool float is FAAAABULOUS! Everyone makes such a big deal out of the goose that laid the golden egg, nobody ever asks what hatched from the egg. Maybe it was a golden swan! Okay, but that's all fairy tale…
Floating Flamingo Cup Holder
Whether you're chilling in the solar-powered kiddie pool jacuzzi out front of the double wide or snuck into a local motel's outdoor swimming pool, having a floating pink flamingo cup holder is pretty obviously the classy move. Hold your own beverage…
Sushi Dress
Nothing says "Feed me sushi!" like a cute dress covered in nigiri and maki. Printed on white material and cut to let your legs and arms breathe, this is a perfect dress for spring and summer. And that's great because when…
Gizmo Swimsuit
There's kind of a sick sense of humor in making a swimsuit with a mogwai on it. Let's not forget that the second rule of owning a mogwai is that you can't ever get it wet or it will spawn several…
Beach Spike Cup Holders
Ah, yes, a well-deserved day at the beach! The sun and sand, the crashing waves... What a way to relax! Speaking of relaxation, you'll be having beverages, no doubt. And one thing the beach doesn't have is cupholders. Whether you're…
Armpit Air Conditioner
Don't let armpit sweat get the best of you this summer! Personal hygiene is incredibly important to an individual's social standing. Remember the weird smelling kid in 10th grade? Not very popular, right? Right. But pit sweat seems unstoppable. It's…
Floating Beer Pong Cooler
Oh hell yeah! If there's one thing we love at drunkMall, it's gotta be when someone comes out with a product that solves several potential party problems in one item. Here we have a pool float that doubles as a…
Shredder and Friends Beach Towel
It's a different side of Shredder on this precious beach towel. See the cruel villain in a new light, as he feeds some miniature pizza to three of his little turtle buddies. Some of you are getting ready to go…
Bulk-Fill Water Balloons
Tired of getting massacred in water balloon fights after running out of ammo? Put an end to that noise right away! Every balloon in this bundle is connected to one hose attachment. Hook it up to any standard garden hose…
Sunscreen Bottle Flasks
Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…