If you’re lucky enough to get snowed in this winter, make sure you’ve got a way to watch as many Godzilla movies as possible.
Just trust us.
There is no better way to appreciate the subtleties of classic Godzilla (or Gojira) movies than having an entire day or two where the rest of the world knows you’re unavailable and doesn’t even try to keep you from living the life you want to live, which is a life of pure laziness.
These Godzilla slippers will be perfect for the occasion, too!
They’re big and warm and plush and comfy. Everything you look for in a nice pair of novelty house slippers. They should also serve to help you relate to the monster in the movie, which is really the whole point of watching Godzilla movies: he’s the hero!
[If this post got you feeling brave then you should see if you can handle drunkMall’s Monsters Are Real Gift Guide – it’s scary cool!]