Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
If anyone knows how the whole stupid garden gnome trend got started, keep it to yourself because nobody cares and we've moved on to making fun of that shit by parodying it in sick and cruel ways. drunkMall has a…
Anyone who was older than ten years old when the 1998 Godzilla movie (starring Matthew Broderick and about $128 million worth of other stuff) came out, should remember the Taco Bell marketing campaign. If you think you don't remember it,…
If you're lucky enough to get snowed in this winter, make sure you've got a way to watch as many Godzilla movies as possible. Just trust us. There is no better way to appreciate the subtleties of classic Godzilla (or…
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…
Uh, oh! Looks like a big ol' nuclear radiation dinosaur monster is headed to a densely populated metropolis again! Only this time, it ain't comin' to breathe fire and destroy buildings. This time it's coming to shower everything in its path…
Godzilla is the king of all monsters. This is not open for debate. You can practically hear that ear-splitting scream when you look at the graphic on this t-shirt. The Japanese katakana characters up the right spell "GOJIRA," which is…
Oh, Japan. What will they think of next. Has anyone else seen this insane Godzilla toy? You'd think it would be illegal to give a lung-powered flamethrower to children but, as it says right on the packaging, there are apparently…
Listen, we’re not sorry at all for that Engrish joke in the title. We’d do it all again. We’ll do it every single time. It’s hilarious. We don’t care. If you want to get pissed off at someone, Engrish.com is…
There used to be at least one good Godzilla movie marathon a year on TV when we were kids. If you never watched one, you have no idea what you’re missing. Godzilla movies follow a very simple formula and it’s…